WHISKEY RANTS

whiskey drinks and bike rides.

clowns! look at all these clowns!

i had planned to do a lot of things tonight

but then i drnak bushmills

if you don’t like sam cooke you can get the fuck out

i ordered christmas lights online!

i just sang along and danced to springsteen with my mom and dad

that rules

JESUS TAX EVADING CHRIST I’M DRUNK

if you want to make an apple pie, first you must tickle carl sagan

oh no!

star wars is so god damn fucking awesome